...And Now For Something Completely Different.
10-06-04
Happy 21st Birthday to David 'Shakra' Appleby
Since the start of this strip I've subjected his cartoon likeness to various indignities, including (but not limited to) being blown up, giving anal birth to a turd with more intelligence than him, being the focus of lust of an insane gargantuan Russian, and lastly having a monkey perform a cumshot into his eyes.
So I figured, for once, I'd give him a break and let things go his way.

At least for three panels, I mean.

Now everybody, repeat after me: 'She's not pining! She's passed on! This girl is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet her maker! She's a stiff! Bereft of life, she rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed her to the perch she'd be pushing up the daisies! Her metabolic processes are now history! She's off the twig! She's kicked the bucket, she's shuffled off her mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-GIRL!!'