Michael Winner Has A Lot To Answer For

If you don't know who Michael Winner is, or why Halifax has been saying 'Calm down, dear' for the last four years, then I urge you to NOT YouTube the eSure adverts. Really. It's horrible. You'll wish you hadn't and then I'll be partially responsible for readers lobotomising themselves with road drills or bashing their own heads open with spanners just to get his particularly horrible face out of their minds. If you really want to know what Michael Winner looks like, just take a big fat crap in the toilet and imagine that it's been a film critic, a film writer/director, a food critic and a minor celebrity but has done none of them successfully. Then flush it, and rejoice that you at least have that luxury, because the rest of us have to put up with the twat.


DAVID'S DVD EASTER EGGS:
He's going to go and die now, just to make me feel bad for bad-mouthing him.